Moo

There was a cow,
Down on the farm,
I'm tellin this to you,
Her milk was sweet,
From every teet,
But, she wouldnt moo.

No matter what you try,
To get a sound from her,
Give her sweet soft words,
And the cat's the one to purr.
Even lf you sneak up behind,
Then let out a great big boo,
The only emmotion she'll give you,
Is to motion poo on you.

There was a cow,
I've sold her now,
To ma cousin, poor deaf Jeff,
And as I drove out the gate,
She started mooin as I left.