Poem -
M.O.T NEEDED!!
If my body was a car!
I would be trading it in for a newer model!!
I`ve got bumps, dents and scratches
And my headlights are out of focus!
My gearbox must be seizing up!
As it now takes several hours to reach maximum speed!
I find myself overheating for no reason!
And every time I sneeze, cough or laugh
Either my radiator leaks!
Or my exhaust backfires!
I think I`ve failed this years M.O.T!!!!!
G xx
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LOL...Thank God you ain't a car but your sweet self....you sure got a lovely sense of humour
Merry Christmas to you and yours
Love you dearly
I`m glad you liked it sweetie! This old mum of yours is falling to bits and certainly needs a new paint job!! There`s not a mechanic on the planet that can fix this old boiler!!!
I love you and I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas. Give your mum and sister a hug for me.
God bless and keep you all safe for me
Love and kisses
Mummy xx
My Dear Poetess G,
All these things are easily repairable, or need no fixing at all. A good body man can smooth out all your imperfections. A man who has eyes for you can refocus your headlights. KGel will lubricate the gear box. It's great to take hours before reaching the max. "Overheating" is "cool". The more a radiator leaks, the hotter it gets. Nothing like a good pass of gas, to show pleasure.
Luv Ya,
Larry xxx
I`m glad you enjoyed my bit of fun my Larry, I could do with a good plastic surgeon too!
I love you both
Kisses to my Cody
Love G xx