Mr.blag blag blag

random
I'd like to, come off shift.
go to The Pav, and sink a pint
of Dark Fruits..like a man..
but they wouldn't understand,
they'd see a woman drinking..
out on her own..
easy game..so I drive passed
and do it all the same..at home
I'd like to...stop them in their tracks
when they talk to me..
like I've never changed a plug before..
or a headlight in my car..
I've fitted the complete unit
in the wall and plastered it..
and made a fuse out of fuse
wire..to give me electric.
so  down from your soap box
Mr. Blagg it..I've heard it  before..
virgin territory is sparse..
so save the spiel for those..
poor doe's lamped into submission
who won't want to knock you out..
I'd like to ..go to a naff place
knowing that it's naff
and behave like the naff natives
and not care a shot
but don't put me in that box..
I enjoy the company too much
it's entertaining and not taxing
I find it relaxing not to have to try
to be something I'm not
not impressed..with your shite car
nor your new mobile phone..
or anything you have to offer
I would already have the T shirt
if I cared any more..or less..
so gauge your words
as they mostly fall on
deafness..
Awesome isn't it..