MRS JONES STREET GOSSIP

Do you see that man walking his dog over there ?
The one with a long coat he's a secret millionaire 
I know that for a fact because Mrs Jones said so
She knows absolutely everything there is to know

Mrs Jones is our street gossip some would say 
She finds out whats happening every single day
Tells whoever has the time to listen and hear 
Some stories she tells you'd be crying a tear 

See that couple on the other side of the road ?
He once killed a man in a rather drunken episode 
She on the other hand has a heavy workload 
Mrs Jones told me this like it was a secret code 

So if I were you I'd not cross Mrs Jones's path 
Her neck will be craned just like a giant giraffe 
Then she will tell me the gossip for a laugh 
Not too worried about any damaging aftermath