MRS ROYAL

She has attended almost every funeral and wake 
Mrs Royal though is an imposter and a fake 
For she has pretended to be a family guest 
Just as the body has been laid to rest 

The reason behind this lady's motives soon become clear 
It was when the buffet food started to appear 
The buffet food at these occasions are a wonderful spread 
After all it is best to celebrate the life of the dead 

Sausage rolls, sandwiches and lots of cake 
All were waiting for Mrs Royal to take 
Mrs Royal made her excuse and started to leave
Her bags full of food while others started to grieve

And when it's the end of your mortal coil 
Please whatever you do don't invite Mrs Royal