Poem -

Muddled up me ??

Is anyone else muddled up
Or is it only me
Crikeys this Christmas holiday
Has got me as confused as can be

With Xmas day being on a Tuesday
& New Years day on the same
I keep on thinking it is a Saturday
My days are mixed up, what a shame

I’m wondering if it is my age
Yikeys is it coz I’m getting old
They keep on correcting me
But I don’t take in what I’m told

So I just plod along, 
Days are mixed up in my head
When I’m thinking it is Tuesday
It is Wednesday instead

Rollon when the school returns
Normallity again
I don’t enjoy being senile
Haha it really is a pain

Mind you at least I am aware I am baffled 
so it doesn’t worry me too much
It would be worse if I wasn’t bothered
Then I’d need the loony bin as such

So come the day when I’m gaga
But it doesn’t concern me
I will be eating eggs & bacon for breakfast 
When I should be dining for my tea

If I am dressed in my pajamas
All ready to go to bed
Though its only eight a.m. in the morning
With a new day ahead

Just incase you may have noticed
I’ve become lost in my bubble
I may be a danger to myself
Get in harm, making trouble

Make a Dr’s appointment for me
I’d appreciate your concern
Even if I couldn’t thank you
It would be best for me, I yearn ?

 

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