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MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME

MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME

Don't be rude and call me a Capitalist...

I have something you might need...

That makes me an Entrepreneur...

When you change your identity from Home Ownership to...

It got stolen...

There's not a Law against Grand House Theft...

It's Grand Theft Auto...

Of course, your Car could be gone and totalled tomorrow...

The thieves will be out of Jail if they get arrested...

You won't have to worry about the Car thing anymore...

​​​​​​Are you going to buy another one right away?

Thief out on No Bond?

Don't they have to kill someone for that?

​​​​​​You know about those Laws...

You were yelling for their release in another State...

Let me know if you're in the Market for buying a Tent...

You could probably find a better deal if it's blood stained?

If you wanted a new one...

Are you going to need to get permission in writing?

Don't forget the Size...

How many can sleep in a Tent built for one?

Hey Lady...

Is that Tent for Sale?

It sure is...

Do you have a Signed Permission Slip?

You need it here...

I will get one...

Here's my Card...

Call me when you're ready...

I'll be back next Month...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

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