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MUMMY AND DADDY

MUMMY AND DADDY

Mummy Mummy please come here 
I've just seen a ghost and I want you near  
Daddy Daddy I've just cut my knee 
Will you please put on a plaster for me ? 

Mummy Mummy I am not hungry today 
I will just eat my chips if that's okay  
Daddy Daddy can I please play with my toys ? 
I promise to behave if I can invite other boys 

Mummy Daddy I'm really tired and want to sleep 
So are the parents as they have an active son to keep 

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Larry Ran

My Dear Kieran,

Little boys need much
They tire their parents right out
Bedtime comes early

Love,
Larry xxx

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