Poem -

My boyfriends haunted house

author
Jonathan Williams
My boyfriends haunted house

Hey 
Not now 
We killed somebody
The body 
Rose
From the dead 
So
We took off
Man
We hid
In a haunted house
In the sip
This whole nite
Started when 
This cash
App
Bounced
Some money
Too this here
Partner

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