Poem -

MY NAILS

My nails were long and also needed filingĀ 
However a visit to the manicurist didn't leave me smiling
Thirty pounds charged for twenty minutes workĀ 
Little wonder then I was angry and berserkĀ 

My nails when done looked polished and were freshly cut
The price charged for the service I started to tutĀ 
How I asked do you justify this chargeĀ 
The manicurist replied your nails were originally overgrown and largeĀ 

I walked out the salon and thought if all else failsĀ 
At least I will have freshly produced and clean cut nails

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Angel

Good write angel

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