Poem -

MY NERVES ARE SHOT

MY NERVES ARE SHOT

Sparrowsong there's someone here who wants to see you...

Is it the Police?

No, not this time...

Are you expecting the Police?

I never expect the Police...

Come out here...

What should I wear?

Sparrowsong we have company you shouldn't ask how you should dress...

Knowing Sparrowsong she'll come out in her...

Excuse me I will be right back...

Sparrowsong?

Getting dressed...

What are you putting on?

I don't know what I should wear so I put on a little bit of everything...

A little bit of everything?

I'm ready...

Sparrowsong you look like a Bride getting married at a car wash...

I wasn't sure about the Bandana...

There, now how do I look?

You look like a Bride getting married at a car wash on your way from Parasailing...

It's probably the shoes...

I will put these on instead...

Put on your fancy dress...

Fancy Dress?

That's serious company...

It's the Warden?

No, it's not the Warden...

It's the Bishop...

The Bishop?

Holy Crap!

Sparrowsong, he'll hear you, not so loud...

What is he doing here?

He came to see you...

Quick call the Police...

Why?

My nerves are shot!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Greg Etsell

great poem so funny so cute I just woke up and for you to make laugh frist thing and not get mad at the world frist thing thank you lol

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sparrowsong

Hello Tina...

Glad you loved it!

Thank you for the smiles too my friend!

Thank you for your sweet comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Linda...

Thank you very much!

Glad you enjoyed!

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Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! YES FEATHÉRS!!.....I love your VERY unique style of delivering dialogue..... you are SO creative.....I SO look forward to your sense of humor and your sense of style!!..... great stuff girlfriend!!......thanx for the smiles!!...... keep up the great work!!...... tons-O-stars!!...... PINNED for creative dialogue!!......LOVE and ROCKETS!!....T xo ?✳✴☀♥?♥?

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Glad I made your Morning happier my friend!

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Thank you for your sweet comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Lauren...

Thank you for the Smiles too my friend!

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your sweet comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

People can be quite comfortable having to run out of the house with what they are or aren't wearing...

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You never know when you might have to get out in a hurry...

Thank you for your fun comment and support!

Love n Hugs

sparrowsong

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

Thanks for the smiles my friend!

Glad you enjoyed!

Best wishes and blessings!

Hugz and Smiles!

Love and Rockets!

Feathers

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sparrowsong

Hello Gregory...

Glad you enjoyed!

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Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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