On my side of town.

On my side of town,
The snow plows don't come around.
We don't stop at stop signs,
But we do slow down.
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We don't use turn signals,
Because every one knows where we are going.
You can't pee on a tree,
Without every one knowing.
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We don't have speed bumps.  
On my side of town.
We use potholes.
To keep the speed down.
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Yeah on my side of town,
We live life care free.
Raising children in our trailer hood,
As country as we can afford to be.
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