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MY WEATHER FORECAST FOR THE YEAR

I'm going to ban rain during June and July 
Instead it will be hot,sunny and blue sky 
During December there will be a covering of snow  
That's for the young children at Christmas don't you know 

March, April and May there will be sunshine and showers 
Good for the garden and good for the flowers  
January and February the rain will appear  
It won't be a torrential downpour never fear 

During the months of August and September 
It will be pleasant enough so that you remember 
November will turn cold but not freezing 
I don't want anyone coughing and sneezing 

That just leaves October the month of my birth
The weather like me will be full of merriment and mirth

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