Napoleon’s dick

So he asks 
 What’s it like to - 
   Well have a peNis 
 That hangs on boulders 
      Bitch blustering balls
  When I was twelve 
     I worked out what they were for 
          Playboy taught 
Me that pretty girls blow kisses 
    ? 
 When I turned 16 
     It was complete 
       I was the town lover 
Making love to Alice and her sister 
        Twenty was interesting 
   Polygamy started to sound appealing 
If only these boulders 
That hang on to Napoleon’s dick 
   Brought me Josephine 
     Anyhow ....