Nato's Smoking Rocks...

If the politicians of the world all sat upon the floor,
Yeltsin ashed the bong up while Obama went to score,
Milosevic comes bouncing in in his Kosovan flag socks,
And there before his very eyes all Nato's smoking rocks,
The president of Jamaica's busy toking on a spliff,
And David Cameron's gutted he can't even get a whiff,
And George Bush who's now on the gear just cannot see the joke,
As twenty odd Colombians sit snorting lines of Coke,
If Nato's boardroom was a drug den one thing that's for sure,
The world leaders would be too stoned to start another war.