Poem -

Needing Repair

Mobile-mechanic Genius
Of Top Gear Repairs
I've heard you've always got this

Send out a crew to fix my rust bucket
It's broken down along the highway again

But this time, please make it completely road worthy cause I have a feeling Rego time is coming up

Can't deny my own part to play,
But the last servo I went to ripped me off
So I am desperate enough to give you all I have left in my account

Don't leave me hanging out here on this deserted route
Come quick so I can get on with the journey

Your Repairs have the highest recommendations around

Thank you
 

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