NEW BODY REQUIRED

 
He bumped his head on his bed last night 
The two black eyes he had were a result of a fight 
His arm was bruised because he fell down the stairs 
He was looking a sight but no one really cares 

On his knee blood was flowing and oozing out
He hit it on a filing cabinet and started to shout
Poor man was now in a terrible state 
He went to accident and emergency and started to wait 

The doctor he saw smiled to the man and said
" I bet you wished that you stayed asleep in bed"