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NEW MAN IN FOUR WEEKS

Take one of these and you'll be a new manĀ 
Said that on the label hope I don't turn into gran
So for two weeks now I've popped a pillĀ 
Can't say I've noticed any difference stillĀ 

During the third week though I noticed a change
Muscles on my eyebrows really odd and strangeĀ 
Can now do things that I couldn't do beforeĀ 
Can't wait to see what the fourth week has in store

The fourth week came my biceps firm and strongĀ 
The pills made me a new man could do no wrong
However my final pill taken and no further supplyĀ 
Would get some more but I'm painfully shy

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