NEW MAN IN FOUR WEEKS

Take one of these and you'll be a new man 
Said that on the label hope I don't turn into gran
So for two weeks now I've popped a pill 
Can't say I've noticed any difference still 

During the third week though I noticed a change
Muscles on my eyebrows really odd and strange 
Can now do things that I couldn't do before 
Can't wait to see what the fourth week has in store

The fourth week came my biceps firm and strong 
The pills made me a new man could do no wrong
However my final pill taken and no further supply 
Would get some more but I'm painfully shy