Poem -

New years resolution

My new years resolution is to be a better guy
My new years resolution is to learn how to fly
My new years resolution is to cut out the junk food
My new years resolution is to stop being so rude.
I want to be a better person for this year and on
But I always wonder to my self Will I really do it for long :/
Next year's resolution is to keep it all the same
If I can do this, then I only got myself to blame!

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