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NEWLY APPOINTED

I ACCEPT

NEWLY APPOINTED

Boo!

Need more Fog...

Whack!

Bam!

Body Slam!

He was a big one...

Sparrowsong?

What are you doing?

What's all that noise?

What noise?

You hear nothing...

Sparrowsong?

Yes...

I do hear something...

What does it sound like?

It sounds like Whack-A-Mole and Self defense all in one...

Golf?

Bring it down a notch...

Miniature Golf?

I said all in one not Hole in one...

Just going by my Brain you know...

I really do need to monitor my conversations with you more...

How's that going so far?

Umm...

What are you doing?

I'm training for my new promotion...

​​​​​​Oh no!

What's the matter?

I need more Tools....

Wait...

What new promotion?

I'm going to be Heaven's GateKeeper...

You're hilarious Sparrowsong...

You're going to be Heaven's GateKeeper?

Yes...

God says I'm ready...

He's been preparing me...

I have the moves...

Do you want to see?

I can practice on you...

No, I heard enough...

Let me know if you change your mind...

You might want to practice with me...

You might want to think about that...

Should of, Would of, Could of...

That would be a shame...

Boo!

Bop!

Boo Boo Be Doo!

​​​​​​sparrowsong Ice Queen

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