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Nissed as a pewt?

Nissed as a pewt?

Dressed to impress Iā€™ve got my gladrags on
Manicured my nails & had my leg wax done
My hairs up in a bouffant with spiral ringlets hanginā€™ down
Iā€™m off with me besties
Weā€™re gonna hit the town

We will go on a pub crawl
& catch the ā€˜six oā€™clock rockā€™
Tho you only pay for a single
Itā€™s doubles till seven oā€™clock
We will go thru all the fruity ones thatā€™s on the list
I reckon by the end of the night
We will all be pxssed

But hey who cares, you gotta live for the day
Never refuse a nightout with your besties I say
Live for the moment & get out when you can
Its such a laugh with the lasses
Who the hell needs a man

Dancinā€™ till we drop, twisting the night away
We will probably stay out all night
What the hell,Ā  come what may
When the night is over & weā€™ve all had fun
We will hop into a taxi in the early morning sun

While we wait for the taxi
We will go to the corner chippy
Huddled up in a bus shelter
Coz itā€™l be kinda nippy
None of us wear coats
Weā€™re all scantily dressed
With our high heels onĀ 
& our dresses all pressed

Iā€™ll get chips & curry but Iā€™ll have to eat it quick
The taxi will be cominā€™Ā 
God I hope Iā€™m not sick
Nissed as a pewt I climb into my bed
The room is spinninā€™ aroundĀ 
Now Iā€™ve got a sore head

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