Nissed as a pewt?

Dressed to impress Iāve got my gladrags on
Manicured my nails & had my leg wax done
My hairs up in a bouffant with spiral ringlets hanginā down
Iām off with me besties
Weāre gonna hit the town
We will go on a pub crawl
& catch the āsix oāclock rockā
Tho you only pay for a single
Itās doubles till seven oāclock
We will go thru all the fruity ones thatās on the list
I reckon by the end of the night
We will all be pxssed
But hey who cares, you gotta live for the day
Never refuse a nightout with your besties I say
Live for the moment & get out when you can
Its such a laugh with the lasses
Who the hell needs a man
Dancinā till we drop, twisting the night away
We will probably stay out all night
What the hell,Ā come what may
When the night is over & weāve all had fun
We will hop into a taxi in the early morning sun
While we wait for the taxi
We will go to the corner chippy
Huddled up in a bus shelter
Coz itāl be kinda nippy
None of us wear coats
Weāre all scantily dressed
With our high heels onĀ
& our dresses all pressed
Iāll get chips & curry but Iāll have to eat it quick
The taxi will be comināĀ
God I hope Iām not sick
Nissed as a pewt I climb into my bed
The room is spinninā aroundĀ
Now Iāve got a sore head

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