Nissed as a pewt?

Dressed to impress I’ve got my gladrags on
Manicured my nails & had my leg wax done
My hairs up in a bouffant with spiral ringlets hangin’ down
I’m off with me besties
We’re gonna hit the town

We will go on a pub crawl
& catch the ‘six o’clock rock’
Tho you only pay for a single
It’s doubles till seven o’clock
We will go thru all the fruity ones that’s on the list
I reckon by the end of the night
We will all be pxssed

But hey who cares, you gotta live for the day
Never refuse a nightout with your besties I say
Live for the moment & get out when you can
Its such a laugh with the lasses
Who the hell needs a man

Dancin’ till we drop, twisting the night away
We will probably stay out all night
What the hell,  come what may
When the night is over & we’ve all had fun
We will hop into a taxi in the early morning sun

While we wait for the taxi
We will go to the corner chippy
Huddled up in a bus shelter
Coz it’l be kinda nippy
None of us wear coats
We’re all scantily dressed
With our high heels on 
& our dresses all pressed

I’ll get chips & curry but I’ll have to eat it quick
The taxi will be comin’ 
God I hope I’m not sick
Nissed as a pewt I climb into my bed
The room is spinnin’ around 
Now I’ve got a sore head