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NO FRUIT AND CHEESE

NO FRUIT AND CHEESE

You said if you gained one ounce..

Thanksgiving meal would turn into Fruit and Cheese...

I think you will be quite pleased...

I lost weight...

How can that be?

I told the Scale I was the Boss and it believed me...

Sparrowsong, you're weird...

​​​​​What did you do?

Is that the Phone?

I don't hear anything...

I will be right back...

Hello...

Heidi, call me right back, bye...

I told you it's the Phone...

Sparrowsong what was that about?

Why did I have to call you right back?

I needed the Phone to ring...

What?

Thank you for calling me back...

Did your Scale idea work?

No Fruit and Cheese...

Sparrowsong you're a Genius!

I just can't go Digital...

I will call you back later...

Sparrowsong?

I have been thinking about something...

Me too...

A nap...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Lauren...

​​​Thank you for the smiles too my friend!

​​​​​​I think people have the nap thing wrong...

They're not for kids...

I think it's an Adult thing...

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Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your sweet comment and support!

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

I hope you had a Great Thanksgiving!

​​​​​​Last Christmas I put on 7 pounds in that week...

​​​​​​People are already talking about Christmas Dinner they want to fix for me...

I'm like I can do one Christmas Eve, One Christmas Night but there's no way I can do it all in the same Day...

Fortunately, it was interrupted by the kids on their end...

Kids saved me again!

​​​​​​I don't get bothered by it, though...

I don't eat like that year round...

Last year was the first year I actually put on that much in a week...

This year it will probably be about the same, but it's okay...

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your sweet comment and support my friend!

Love n Hugs

sparrowsong

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lodigiana

Hi Sparrowsong, Thank Β you so much for bringing a smile to my face! I have just about given up on trying to lose weight during Nov and Dec..and every year my New Β Year resolution is the some..lose weight...lose weight! Β One year I altered the start weight on my scales so that it looked like I weighed a stone less..I thought that Β it might help psycologically...it didn’t..and now with fancy digital ones I have no idea how to do it do console myself with another bowl of icecream! Lovely write hun, thanks for the smile xxx
Lodigiana

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sparrowsong

Hello Lodigiana...

People stress out so much about this and to me if there's that much of a concern don't go where the food's at...

I can't eat past full myself, and when I get full I'm done eating for the day...

Stress will help with weight gain too...

​​​​​​Stress has a trigger for our bodies and our bodies will accept it, because it's familiar to us...

People don't understand the dangers of stress and what the effects really does to us...

It's very hard sometimes not to get stressed, but we have to know it and understand it and calm down for our own good...

A Resolution that hasn't failed for me yet is...

​​​​​​My Resolution is not to make one...

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Enjoy my life as best as I can, it's the only one I have...

Works everytime!

Thank you for the smiles too my friend!

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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GREG TUCKER THE...

Nice way of bringing us humor. Β I think I lost 7 lbs from the humor u bestowedΒ 

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sparrowsong

Hello Gregory...

​​​​​​That's very funny my friend!

The new weight loss secret!

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Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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zZzleepy

This is too funny! Love it!

Sparrowsong what was that about?
Why did I have to call you right back?
I needed the Phone to ring...
What?
Thank you for calling me back...

I know this way too well; as well...(^_^)

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