“No Siree!”

One of the reasons why I think snow is a distress well when I look outside my bedroom window there is an awful slushy mess
Now I know from past experience that it will be slippy everywhere 
It’s not that long ago I landed tits up in the air
My oranges and apples that I had just bought in the shop
Fell out of my hand with a heavy drop
They ran down the road in the middle of the street right into the oncoming cars for their wheels to meet

So that was the end of my oranges and apples they were splatted on the ground
and here was me upside down with everyone around
My knee and my elbow was hurting me like hell
Oh yes I know what slush is like coz I remember that very well !!
So the moral of the story is very plain to see
I am not going out buying fruit today 
No siree !!?