Nonsense sense

Pear shaped
aside  sleek banana
and succulent grape..
wishing to be
exotic advocado
or Lychee..
not a member
of the fruit salad
elite.
just a pear
how can I bare
this agony, 
But wait....... 
say Bitter Melon
and Ugly Fruit
we would give
two figgs to boot..
to be in suit
with pear shaped pear
Therefore a tip..
its fruitless to care.
Toodle pip