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NORMAN GORMAN

NORMAN GORMAN

 
Norman Gorman was a strange man
Norman Gorman drove a dirty yellow van 
Norman Gorman wore odd shoes and a bow tie 
Norman Gorman was a hermit and painfully shy 
 
Norman Gorman lived in a flat by the sea 
Norman Gorman had cornflakes for tea 
Norman Gorman wore brightly coloured clothes 
Norman Gorman was considered eccentric I suppose 
 
Norman Gorman was about 80 years of age 
Once a famous actor the world was his stage 
Poor Norman Gorman those days were in the past 
The fame and fortune for Norman Gorman did not last 
 
Norman Gorman died in his sleep the other day 
Natural causes the paper did say 
For Norman Gorman it is the end 
Norman Gorman left this world without a friend

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