NOT A NICE MAN

You're a fraud, a phoney and a fake  
Always on the lookout for what you can take 
Buy it for a fiver then sell it for ten 
Do it once and then you do it again 

You are a crook, a scoundrel and a cheat 
Being dishonest is how you make ends meet 
Avoiding capture one step ahead of the law 
A greedy person you always want more 

The expression con man was named after you 
I hope you soon get your come uppance I really do