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NOW YOU HAVE A CAT

NOW YOU HAVE A CAT

Hello Sunshine!

I hear you're having a bad day and I really want you to be okay...

I don't know if this will help but, I'm going to give it a shot...

I made many failing attempts...

You see I bought you flowers this morning but, they wilted by noon...

Those just wouldn't do...

I bought you a box of chocolates but, they started to melt so I ate them for lunch...

I took your car to fill it up with gas but, I had a blowout and the car crashed...

I'm really sorry about that...

Don't worry I made it out okay...

​​​​Maybe, you should do that...

I got dinner but, I fell in a pothole carrying it out and I met a cat who looked hungry so it didn't go to waste...

So here I am with a smile and...

Now you have a cat...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

You're twisted my friend, so twisted...

No cats for you...

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Thank you for the smiles and love my friend...

Hugs and love to you and yours...

Feathers

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Angel

Cool poem like the ending especially lindaΒ 

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sparrowsong

Hello Linda...

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you very much for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Tina...

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your kind comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Barry...

You hate cats but, they love you!!

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Thank you for your fun comment!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Larry Ran

My Dear sparrowsong,

"Here kitty, kitty"
I am having a bad day
Please come and make me happy
Then with me ever stay

Love,
Larry xxx

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sparrowsong

Hello Larry...

I hope it you brought you a lot of cheer like your comment did for me...

Thank you very much!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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