Poem -
OH DEAR HARRY
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Oh dear Harry what have you done ?
Got into trouble in the hot Greek sunÂ
Masses look up to you and greatly admire
The captain of Man United Harry MaguireÂ
Did you get into a fight with the Greek law ?
Why would you do this I'm not really sureÂ
I'm just reading what the media have to say
Did you offer a bribe to make it go away ?
What caused this fracas and commotion ?
My guess alcohol and its deadly potionÂ
Now found guilty by the Greek judgeÂ
His decision final and not willing to budge
I hope Harry will learn from this mistakeÂ
Apologise now I hope for goodness sake
Sad to see this man led away in a handcuffÂ
Being in the spotlight must be awfully tough
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Comments
Oh dear...I wonder what he did? It must be hell being a celebrity and having your private life plastered all over the tabloids. Poor Harry x
Think he was trying to defend his sister ,she had been injected by a couple of no gooders who i think were from the middle east ,
Ahhh.... So not really anything bad at all. More the Hero! Definitely poor Harry, then.  Thanks Audrey x