OH FOR SOME STRUDEL

I get out my pencil and paper and start to doodle 
All the time imagining I'm eating your strudel 
That fruity taste is the best thing on earth  
Far more enjoyable than giving birth 

I know that you make it with loving care 
Sometimes with apple and sometimes with pear 
I wish I was eating a delicious slice right now 
Instead I'm drawing a picture of a black and white cow