OH JOY!!! A NEW CULT!

Not getting any?
Stuck in a dead end job?
Poverty got ya by the balls?
Do the few lovers you find
     turn out to be psychotic?

Does it seem as if a sadistic higher power
     is working your last nerve?
Think a bit too much?
My funky brethren, I know all about it

If any or all of these problems
     has plagued your life
I'd like to take this opportunity
to introduce you to a brand new cult:
     The Cult of the Goc

That's right folks, The Cult of the Goc
The G.O.C., ladies and gentlemen
The God of Circumstance
The newest and coolest disposable god ever

Tired of your conventional cult demanding
so much of your time and energy,
all to worship their god which you
     still aren't fully convinced it even exists?

Well, Here at The Cult of the Goc
each member gives worship to the
Great God of Circumstance
     whenever the hell they feel like it

But that's just the beginning!
Not only do cult members find it unnecessary to fear The Goc
When things just aren't going right, it's common practice
to cuss The Goc out for being such a fucking sadist

Not only is this a therapeutic and liberating practice
You also don't get struck by lightning either

Now it's not all deity cussing down here at The Cult of the Goc
though we do hold the practice in high regard
No folks, we cult members understand
     that The Goc is schizophrenic
Not unlike the God of the Old Testament

Thus we like to keep things simple
by identifying the 2 primary natures
of our disposable god
which we dubbed The Gloc and The Bloc

The Gloc is The Good Lord of Circumstance
which we love and worship and say thank ya
The Bloc is The Bad Lord of Circumstance
which we hate, cuss, and say fuck ya to

"So what will The Cult of the Goc
give me that all those other cults lack?"
You're probably asking yourself (as any wise cult shopper would)
Well, our cult members are wise enough to not cling
to their love or hate of our Goc

As we know that The True God of the Universe
has nothing to do with circumstance or time
for It is the One Without Another
residing in Eternity, Unmoving, Unborn
Pure Conscious Omniscient Imagination

Creating stars and the space between
We seek to go back there
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