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Old Maid

Old Maid

You are a greedy woman and if I were you, I'd certainly be afraid.
Unless you do some changing, you will end up being an old maid.
You want a man who earns a large paycheck and you won't stop holding out.
You'll never marry such a man and when I say that to you, there is no doubt.
You continue to hold out and you're fifty-one.
You've held out so long that you've went through Menopause, you can no longer have any daughters or sons.
You could've had a husband and children if you weren't so damn demanding.
When I think about the kind of person you are, I don't think you're outstanding. 
A janitor asked you out last month and you laughed in his face.
You certainly are greedy and I'm going to put you in your place.
When a man is pricked, he bleeds and your rejections have hurt a lot of men.
You won't date them because they don't earn a lot of cash, your greed is a sin.
You don't want to date poor men, you want a man who can give you wealth.
If you love money that badly, get a better job and make the money yourself.
You still think you'll get what you're looking for but you won't succeed.
You will be an old maid and you will die alone because of your greed.

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