Opportunist

How can you lie to yourself...
I seem to have achieved it.
I'm such a damn good sneak
thief, 
I can take an opinion and
shove it
up my sleeve,  and
never retrieve it.
My hand is faster than the eye
if they ever catch me
my DBS will be six foot high..
Please don't let the bunging
get top side of me..
I fear for sanity..
there's not many places left
that yields sanctuary..
I have to begin
to come clean and deal.
being true to oneself..
hmm.. that's the crack!