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Opposites Attract

Opposites Attract

Miss Hot pants, Miss Juicy tips
You really look a pair
You couldn’t be more opposite
Starting with your hair

Pants messy bun top of her head
It wobbles like a Jelly
Whilst Juicys main is golden curly
Dropping past her belly

I cannot say Pants colour hair
Coz Its different everyday
She dyes it multi shades of rainbow in the months of May

She really likes her knots tho
sat above the rest
But its just the fringe & sides thats up coz its stops it being a pest

Pants hates hair in her eyes
Which have lashes that are pink
She looks at you with eyes of blue as she gives a little wink

These pair are so incredible
As they walk into a room
They instantly make people smile
& rid away your gloom

There egos are so big
As they march on the dance floor
Everyone looks at them
As they wink & pout some more

They have this sense of fashion
No one can deny
It sets the local trend
As they coordinate with passion

Pants is wearing flares that green
With a stripey purple top
Juicy has such skinny legs
She looks just like a mop

So whatever makes them happy
& In which whenever way
Is but the most important thing
That anyone can say

They have this style they own that flair
I love the glitter on Pants hair
They really are a unique pair
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