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Optimistic.

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William Wallace

I pressed the bell on the pearly gates of heaven.

Stairway to heaven was the ring tone.

I waited nothing.

Then a heavenly voice i heard on the intercom.

I am afraid you have come to the wrong address.

It is 666 devil gate drive you're meant to be at.

I said fuck that, the sooner I'm reincarnated the better.

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