Out of Sorts

Don't talk to me,
I'm out of sorts.
Like when you try your hardest 
But still get bad reports.
Like when you want long pants
But can only find shorts.
Like when you want to be artistic
But are forced to do sports.
Like when you want it to be straight
But it always contorts.
Like when you want to ship something out
But there is no access to the ports.
Like when you want to play ball
But there is nobody in the courts.
Don't talk to me,
I'm out of sorts.