PADDY AND ME!
My darling son came home today
Oh flippin heck!...... was he in a mood!!
I didn`t know what to say
So there I quietly stood!
I just put on a big smile
Then gave him a hug
And told him how much he is loved!
But his paddy was set into its home!
Like a hand in a warm winter glove.
" How about I cook you your favourite snack?!
Then get you a nice cup of tea!
I don`t know what`s gone wrong with you today!
But please don`t take it out on me!! "
So I made him his onion rings fried nice and crisp!
And gave him a big slab of bread and butter!
He then smiled at me
And with a small voice
An apology he did utter!
" You know I love onion rings mum
I feel better now, they`ve cheered me up just fine! "
So a paddy was avoided
Within a hairs breadth!
And guess what?
That bloody trick works every time!!
G xx
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Hi G I like your funny take on this how we try
to placate or kids i relate to this i have done this
many times lol Enjoyed
love and hugs Debs xox
Thank you Debs, I`m glad you liked it sweetie, us mums are experts at placating aren`t we?!
God bless
G xx
Hi Georgina,
In America we say "Trick or Treat", but I see in England it's "Trick and Treat". Funny, lots of laughs. I'm going to start calling you Ogden Nash!
Hugs and Kisses,
Larry
Hi Larry, My son Geoffrey is an expert on the `Paddy Machine` and he`s 28 now!! Glad you liked it too.
Love ya
G xx