Pants

Is it just me,
or has some global conspiracy
by any chance
just been conceived and being
perpetuated
by both designers and greedy
manufacturers of
gentlemen’s undergarments
everywhere
these days .. Okay, that may
be pushing it
a little a bit, but at least its true
here in the UK
and US of A, plus the Ukraine,
Brazil, Bulgaria
and Croatia to name but a few ..
That was a very
   serious question by the way ..
Can anyone
anywhere, explain why even
the most reputable
of manufacturers have begun 
to make these items
in child sizes only and without
any guidance
or instructional label to advise
which way
around they are supposed to be
fitted or worn ..
I’m asking for an old friend you
understand, cheers ..