Poem -

Pants

pants are wot we in the UK call gentleman's undergarments .. I'm off to France for a few days so thought I would...

Is it just me,
or has some global conspiracy
by any chance
just been conceived and being
perpetuated
by both designers and greedy
manufacturers of
gentlemen’s undergarments
everywhere
these days .. Okay, that may
be pushing it
a little a bit, but at least its true
here in the UK
and US of A, plus the Ukraine,
Brazil, Bulgaria
and Croatia to name but a few ..
That was a very
   serious question by the way ..
Can anyone
anywhere, explain why even
the most reputable
of manufacturers have begun 
to make these items
in child sizes only and without
any guidance
or instructional label to advise
which way
around they are supposed to be
fitted or worn ..
I’m asking for an old friend you
understand, cheers ..

 

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Neville

I know, it's funny until ya put em on the wrong way .. Cheers .. Neville 

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Nev...

Have you happened to see any of ours wearing Dresses  or Bikinis there?

​​​​​​I'm asking for me...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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author
Neville

I tend to avert my gaze .. but can well imagine .. thank you for dropping in :) 

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author
Marion

Just go without... worked for me when i was a man 🤩 x

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author
Neville

I prefer not to draw attention to myself ma'am .. you can't expect me to go around clunking like summat out of a foundry when I'm trying to be discreet and cat like x

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author
Being Me

You could always go commando! 

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author
Neville

Thanks T .. I reckon we would make a right pair x

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