Paranoid Man

When things are going wrong

He has enemies galore

Mammilian, reptilian and divine

The whole of life but his own is a crime

Criminals deserve their justice

And he must get his dessert

Only he is permitted to hold

A valid pass to hurt

And when things look up he must be on guard

To be Paranoid Man is really hard

Got to stay seedy and watch behind every person's back

Diflect the powers of the evil eye

Make oaths, shake fists, up at the sky

And push the competitors off his track

Suspicion and premeditated calamity

A portion of cynical math

A sprinkle of insanity

We mustn't trust humanity

A dash of narcissisity

Practice self-fulfilling prophecy

And force an alternate reality

Inflated with delusional glory

Because it's all about his story