Poem -

Part man

Part man

Hey future man,

how's your plastik heart,

If you need it to beat faster,

I can print you out a part.

And if you were a fitness freak,

Though this is plain to see,

I can guarantee to you,

A brand new titanium cross plastic knee.

Now you've reached age 123,

Your brain juice supplement needs renewed,

There is a newer version now,

Smoother and in hundred year whiskey stewed.

You'll be cool as new then,

And never more be ill,

Oh and bye-the-way,you'll like this,

No need to take that old blue pill.

So salesman Joe at your service sir,

And If you need a pleasure fix,

With or without hallucinogenic,

Just press red button six.

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Deborah Evans

Hi BydOnz Love this with 
a little tongue in cheek satirical  humour
 I  love your little drawings too:-)
thoroughly enjoyed! 
Best wishes Debs 
 

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Byd0nz

Thanks Debs, having fun. Cheers

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Kimmy Alan

This read made me visualize human reproduction reduced to 3 D printing.

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Byd0nz

Your about right there Kimmy, bit scary though.

Thanks for reading. Cheers.

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Byd0nz

Thanks for that Qixotic. Sci fi lives.

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