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Our Berty doesn`t want a busty girl, oh no!

Or a skinny stick insect!

But someone he can cuddle

And to the pictures he can take.

Someone with meat on her bones

And a bit of a come hither look!!

But most of all she must be able to bloody cook!!

He likes a tasty meaty pie

Or simple home cooked chips for tea.

And someone to cuddle when the match is on TV.

Now our Berty`s a big fella!!

A bit wide in girth!!

He`s also 6ft 2

He`s a bit ragged around the edges now!

But I suppose there are still things that he can do!

He likes talking to his pigeons

Who insist on landing in the bloody trees!

He just begs and pleads with them all day long!

But they just ignore our Berty with great ease!

Berty is no gallivanting hero

I`ll have you know!!

But he does have a little style!

He may even take you dining once in a while!

Berty`s got all his bits and pieces!

And they all work very well!!

But just how long for?

The answer to that one!!

Only God can tell!

So if you like the sound of him?!

And want to see what makes our Berty tick?

Please don`t hesitate to call!!

Our Gerty wants rid of me quick!!