PETE THE CHEAT

When it came to cards he is devious and sly
These kind of antics cause grown men to cry
Always in life he's one step ahead of the game
No doubt about it he lives up to his name
For this man is widely known as Pete the cheat
Never loses at anything and doesn't get beat
Whatever he does he always finds a loophole
Making a quick buck is the ultimate goal
I suppose Pete thinks of himself as really clever
Far more intelligent than Bob, Bill or Trevor
One day though Pete people will get wind of you
Cheats never prosper is a saying that's so true

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