Pighood .

When I was young and had limited sense, I ripped my manhood on a barbed wire fence. Of to the doctors I did go he had one look and said oh no.

He spoke clear and calm, and said my young man things don't look good, i will have to release you from your well proportioned manhood.

Shit said I and looked him straight in the eye, and asked how am I to pee without my well endowed willie.

He said we will transplant the pighood from a pig, the only problem is it won't be that big.

Said I with a grunt, not worried about the size it's the appropriate shape when I want to make love.

Oh said he, and it might be awkward when you want a bloody pee. It's shaped like a cork screw  and your pee will go askew.

Not to worry said I, I'll move into a sty.

Bye