Poem -

pillow talk

my bed is my life,

in bed is my wife ,

i take her pillow ,

she gives me elbow,

i say why ,

she starts to cry ,

i say sorry ,

she says not to worry,

i give her a kiss ,

she askes  you want this .

i say hell ,---

she says well 

she screams forgive me god for my sins 

sin´´s is right nine months later we had twins 

so when you go to bed  and your a happy fellow 

leave your wife alone and leave her, her f ---ing pillow 

writen 

by

paul o carroll

 

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