Piss Cow & Shit Pig

They awoke from their slumber 
In separate beds
From separate homes 
For they did not know each other 

Shit Pig is one of my best friends
And I am Piss Cows brother

Shit Pig was on my stag do 
Munching magic truffles 
Drinking larger 
Vodka, Whisky & wine 

That day we all truely made beasts of ourselves...
 
We could all be classed as swine

Back to the present....

Or past..?

Now their futures were about to intertwine 

Piss Cow was dressed impeccably 
Shit Pig....I can't remember 

After all
It was so long ago 
On a dull morning in November

Before long they would both meet for the very first time
My wedding day was under way
And what a day it was 
Not just as I my married the love of my life 
but also because.....

Piss Cow went back to a messy house party at Shit Pigs place

For weeks Shit Pig was reluctant to tell me his feelings
 'Cos she's my sister and he's my mate

But I soon found out through the grapevine...

The cattle was out the gate

Piss Cow and Shit Pig had eloped 
Shit Pig was afraid to tell me
Probably Incase violence was provoked

In fact I was one of the last to know
About their feelings and romance
Although I did have an inkling 
When he'd asked her up to dance 

Shit pig by trade is a plasterer 
And from that day on
He made a promise to me..
He swore to always look after her

Fast forward seven years
They now have the most beautiful daughter 
Their love is ever stronger
Their days are filled with laughter 

Piss Cow and Shit Pig 
Are the names they chose for each other
They are their personal terms of endearment 

And a lovely couple they do make...

They fit together so well...