pissed off in a silly way but I love you

you can hate me if it makes you feel better about yourself
Figure out whats right for you, I can be right for you, will you be right for me? a man shouldn't question his faith but I do.... if you wanna be in my life, be in it... 
martyred by God... but I think he needs a good laugh, may be he needs a high five, or a hug
If he only seen some of the things that go on down here, how people treat the savior from fears like crap
I can be your worst nightmare if you want me to be, but I'd rather get in your pants someday soon, Therefore I'd rather not scare you
I can be your dream come true , just come see me, get to know me if you wish, I wanna get to know you better, come and go as you please, no control. stay awhile, don't be shy, speak to me
I promise to treat you well, I can be an asshole but I'm your asshole or should I be a sappy sentimental
to hell with that all, I'm not catching feelings, I''ll feel like a head case gone mental
been through that hell and back and I ain't going back, been there done that
are you gonna make me fall for you, I just wanna love you, I would never hurt you nor will I ever break your heart
come show me what your love is worth, show me a hell of a time, take me to heaven, where are you earthling, I'm down here on earth again
I'm not going to cry for you, I'm not going to die for you, this is my heart and it beats in my chest, left side but not al;l the way to the left, a little left of center, which is the right way  Is it left or right....
which way did he go... a man on the run, left her abandoned she went right he went left
which is right western or eastern philosophy, too black or white, or too religiously strict, or looking for an enemy when you'll only find a fool with a bone to pick with the man... 
I'm trying my best to make you see that maybe it's time the man is no ones fool, I just want to see if the trust can be built
the scary me is an alter ego, a character to make me laugh at the expence of others, things that frighten me intrigue me
come kill me if you want too, put a gun to my chest, I bet your hand will tremble, I'll push the barrel of the gun into my chest look in your eyes, and say, "see, there was nothing to be afraid of",
I'm a king, and I'm a teddy bear, cuddly and warm, it's cold outside come over, I want to see you, I wanna know you, If you see I'm not who I claim to be,. shoot me, but you'll get lost in my starry glossy tear stained eyes and say, "I love you", 
I'll hold you in my arms and never let go until you feel safe in my arms again, I'm a funny asshole, I don't mean to be mean, I mean well...
Believe me when I tell you, what it's all worth, You won't be able to snuff me, I won't ever fall in love again, but I wanna love you until the bitter end, when my time comes, grow old with me, keep it light and fun, 
nevermind, she turned me, I'm going home