Poem -
PLEASE!
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep!
Please no more wrinkles!
Please no more bags!
I can get a bloody weeks shopping in the ones I already have!!
Please lift my bum before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no grey.
As for the belly! Lord above!! please take the bloody stretch marks away!
Keep me healthy
Keep me young!
And thank you Lord for all you`ve done.
G xx
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LOL!!! ~ hysterical stuff GEORGIE!!.......a prayer seemingly selfish...... but truly humorous at heart!!....... this was SO funny....... still smiling girlfriend!!......... miss you G!!........kisses......T xo
That`s my job to make you smile kiddo, glad it worked....hee hee!
Kisses back at ya sweetie
G xx
Hello Georgina...
This is funny and I had to make sure I said that I am only reading and it's not my prayer...
God has a sense of humor too in such a way that if he thought that's how I feel...
I would wake up in the morning with my butt is now where my chest was yesterday...
Not a bad thought considering my butt may be a little bigger than my chest?
I don't think I want to find out just yet how that would actually look...
No telling what color He would make my hair...
That is what I would definitely call a...
Ha Ha Surprise Moment!
Very funny write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs and Smiles!
sparrowsong
Hi Sparrowsong,
I`m glad you enjoyed it sweetie. I just fancied a bit of fun for a change. You`re right that God has a sense of humour, he must have because he made me kiddo!!!! Have a wonderful Sunday honey.
Lots of love
G xx
Hi Georgina A great prayer one that
that i would ask God for too
I love your funny writes
I Enjoyed Debs xx
Thank you Debs, I`m glad you enjoyed it sweetie.
G xx