PLEASE TAKE A SEAT!

Dear Patient!

Yes!...

We really do understand all your needs

And we know that you wish to be pain free!

So please...

Can you give us just a few more minutes?

And we`ll try and help you with your case!

But please!....

You really must try to be more patient!

For this ain`t a bloody race!!

You already know that we need more staff!

And a much, much bigger place!!

All the doctors are very busy

With no time to take a break!

They`re all dealing with such a heavy work load!!

And we feel sure...

You really don`t want them to make any silly mistakes!

You must know by now that you can trust us

After all....

We`re also stuck in here with you all bloody day!!!

But even we have our limits

And we`re very stretched again today!

All our staff are folk with honest eyes

And they don`t want to turn you away!

So bloody well behave yourselves...

And just be quiet for five more bloody minutes...

Then you can all be on your way!

And you`ll see that our smiles really are no disguise!!

We all know that you must be feeling poorly!!

Because you wouldn`t bloody be here!

Would you?... today!!

So please catch your breath and take a load off...

The doctors won`t be long

They`re all champing at the bit

Just so desperate to see all your miserable bloody faces again today!!

G xx

Ps, My doctor asked me to write an amusing poem for the surgery, so now this piece is on their wall for all to see!!