Poem -
Please will you go away?
No I will not give in to you, I am looking the opposite way . Go and pick somebody else, I am not coming with you today . Yes I may be poorly and my health is in an awful state but that doesn’t mean that I am ready to float through that Pearly gate
Just give me a little extra time and I will take some rest, I intend to make myself well again, I will certainly try my very best . When I am ready to go up yonder to join the angels in the sky, you can gladly come back to call for me, then I will die.. yet now is not the time so please will you go away? I don’t want you to think that I am rude but today is not the day?
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Hi Jill , I loved this tongue and cheek write, I was smiling while reading it , rockÂ
Awww haha Thanks so much mate xxx
Jillian,Â
When I first read your title, I thought 'oh God, she's talking about me!' People often ask me to go away, nicely at first, and then they chase me with a stick when I don't heed their requests.Â
Then, when I read it, I thought 'oh no, my little friend is not sick is she??!! And then, I almost cried.Â
But then I saw the emoji, denoting such furious laughter that it has caused the emoji to shed tears, and I thought you were just being fummy.Â
Anyway, I loved it(I think), I hope you're OK, and please don't ask me to go away.Â
Over.Â
Matthew.Â
Great job!Â
Hey...don't you go popping off...there would be no poems on Cosmo!! lol...fab ?
Pml no man twas inspiration from
your brilliant poem haha xxx
LOL interjection.Â
So true, Marionette.Â
I'm an accountant, so I tried to set up a spreadsheet analyzing how many poems Jill has written, and of what type...and my computer exploded. Fortunately, I was wearing flame-retardant underwear, and nothing was scorched.Â
I've decided to just catoragize it as a lot, but I'm mortified that I cannot spell caterogize correctly, and my leg hurts.Â
Over.Â
Matthew.Â
It might have to be a joint effort Mathew though we may be 106 by the time we have catalogued all Jill's work...I will start...12 3 4...when I'm dead please take over ....?
Lmao@u pair of brilliant Cosmos ?❤️
Did you say arse there Jill? ???
LOL!Â
I think I'm already deceased, so you may have to take over posthumostly when I take over from you! (if that makes sense).Â
Again, I'm horrified that I can't spell posthumously(ooooo! it's right that time), and I have internal strife.Â
Thanks for the mammories!Â
M.Â
I can't even spell mammories!! What is wrong with me??!! Over.Â
Teeheeeee ???
It's bloody great that IV got to meet lots of other mad people on here, I don't feel so alone in my insanity anymore. PS..IV told Greg he can pick any subject for our challenge but it has to be pickled onions??
Teehee PICKLED BLOODY ONIONS???
Jillian,Â
That's a little gory! How did the pickles get blood in them??(psycho!!).Â
OK, Marionette, I guess it's been decided that it's about a murder scene in which the victim has bled profusely on some type of marinated vegetable. Get writing!!Â
Over.Â
M.Â
Im away to bed ill do my pickled onions in morn nites all xxx
LOL!!Â
Excellent choice Greg!!...by Marion. LOL.Â
I'm glad you're insane, Marionette!Â
M.Â
Haha lol Its not meant for u silly ? i am not sick or going anywhere at least I hope not ?❤️?❤️
Did I pml I mighta ???
What about phlegm??Â
It might make for interesting, yet romantic, poetry.Â
Deal?Â
M.Â