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Policy 357

Policy 357

Hi, all you worthless robbers, do you want to steal my gems?

I lose no sleep with worrying, I get all my R.E.M.s!

It’s all thanks to my policy, the number three five seven;

I keep it by my side at night, in case it needs a revvin’!

For I promise if you dare to try, and rob me late at night;

My little friend I’m sleeping with, will shoot you right on sight!

And another promise you need to hear, I’ll have not one damn qualm;

About putting one between your eyes, and making things all calm!

So if you have a real death wish, I’m just the man to see;

“Go ahead and make my day”, how happy I would be!

To rid the world of trash like you, and send it straight to Hell;

The farmer takes a worthless life, “the farmer in the dell”!

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Georgina Richardson

This is brilliant Larry and I loved that film too! Well done for a superb piece and a firm warning to the bogyman!! Hugs and love.....G xx

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Larry Ran

Hi Georgina,

Thank you for your so kind words on three of my poems today.  I'm rather new at posting them and it's an honor foe me to get such warm responses from learned people such as you.

xox Larry

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Georgina Richardson

You`re very welcome Larry, I hope you`re enjoying your membership with the Cosmo Family. Relax and just have lots of fun sweety and keep writing for us all.......G xx

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Dameon Farris

Ha cool right man happy to see a kicking poem with a beat and a meaning with a purpose! Loved it Larry keep up the writing your on beast mode and are inspired! Let it shine man!

anyhwo catch ya on the flip side of things

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Martin Ran

That's my Dad " Dirty Larry " LOL 

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