The Poo Poop Tom Concerto

Scallywag winkeltail poo poop tom

Ran through field and showed bare bum 

When mama came running and brushed his hair

Scallywag winkel tail was beautiful and fair

Cow went moo and chewed up grass

As brown black poo came spraying from ass

Scallywag winkel tail had never seen such a sight

And his mother ran screaming like banshee of night

Suddenly busy bus of crying schoolys 

Came flying down from willys woodsys

As farmer brown pulled gun from ass

Priests said confession through out the land

As Hitlers reign of terror began

With beefy eating spraying poo plan

As turkey had thanksgiving cooking mans head

Santa layed presents across land of the dead

Teenange mutant ninja turtles 

Came running suddenly from the sewers 

As ratty splinter done fly kick of doom 

Shredder went crying and Gaddafi came soon

Gaddafi's moustache was so black 

He came across as a hairy crack 

He knew a man who had a caravan

Out his back,on the deck, with the hairy ballsack

Poo poop Tom still in field 

As sun wen't down

And strangy's sleeped

World of wordsy can be such fun

Laughing laughy all night long

By Liam and Damien

CTID